Weekend Update

Another fun Rowe Family Weekend!! Friday was a little low key because our BIG plans were for Saturday night:

Susan: Hey Craig-Would you be interested in going to a Burlesque Show on Saturday night?
Craig: Why, yes I would enjoy that Susan.
Susan: How fun. The Williams will be attending as well.
Craig: That should be fun. I rather enjoy their company.

Flash forward to Saturday night

Craig: Why Susan. This was such a fun idea!! I'm so lucky to have married such a smart and interesting person. You always have something fun planned.
Susan: Thank you Craig. The Williams should be showing up soon because the show starts at 10:00 and it is now 9:00.
Craig: Oh boy. I can't wait to see them.

The Williams show up and we chat until the show starts.

The lights dim and the Velvet Kittens take the stage.

Craig: Hmmm. This isn't quite what I expected.
Susan: Yeah, me neither. I thought there would be more than 4 girls.
Craig: I agree. And do they look a little...
Susan: Strung out? Why yes Craig. They do look like they partake in occasional drug usage.
Craig: I thought Burlesque Shows were more entertaining. It appears they continue to do the same thing, just to different songs. And is it just me, or do they appear to be wearing the same clothes, only changing their tops?
Susan: That is an excellent observation Craig. I'm not sure what else they could be doing on those long wardrobe change breaks though.
Craig: I see the Williams have decided to leave, would you care to leave as well?
Susan: Yes. I know the show is not over, but I do not feel I would miss anything if we left early.


The moral of the story? When you see a sign for a Free Burlesque Show in a Dutch bar in Downtown Dallas...Don't expect Gypsie Lee Rose to come hopping out!!!

The End.